(Note, this is not BS, this is a serious post, even if you can not believe it)
Just when you think you have heard it all, like it was the bolibouregois that promoted the cheap dollar or cheap imports, or that Venezuela is going to become an exporter thanks to the devaluation, here comes State TV station Vive and says that the earthquake in Haiti was caused by Obama’s Government, thanks to new technology by the US Navy that was tested for the first time. Of course, this is not an invention of VIVE but merely the propagation of rumors because the US Navy fired a missile in some war games in the Caribbean.
Of course, the nuts are not new, you can read here how the Kobe, Japan earthquake was also induced. This one is nice enough to suggest the Haiti earthquake was a mistake, it was just a test gone awry. But Cahvze and his fully controlled media are by now in love with the idea, today Radio Nacional de Venezuela had a complementary article, which you may read at your own risk.
The source of all this is supposedly a report by the North Russian Fleet, which is not clear whether it blames the earthquake on the test or just notes the coincidence between the two.
The ultimate goal of these tests? Of course, Hugo’ buddy in Iran, who always seems to take the limelight. So, my fellow Venezuelans, Obama may be ready to shake you, but we have an early warning system: not until Iran is attacked first. So, for now, you can rest at ease. We are not the biggest enemy of the Empire.
Note added: The Russian Navy is denying it ever said that!!